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Donk Haters R"US

The perfect place for those affected by the stupid play of the all too common donk.Come and vent we will understand.

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Jim aka/ SHREDDER

Where do they come from ? 7 Replies

Started by Jim aka/ SHREDDER. Last reply by Jim aka/ SHREDDER Feb 26.

POCKETDEALER

I HATE DONKS 12 Replies

Started by POCKETDEALER. Last reply by POCKETDEALER Feb 25.

D L

Worse Dominated Donk Suckout - Can you beat it? 1 Reply

Started by D L. Last reply by Franklin Widman Jan 17.

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Jim aka/ SHREDDER Comment by Jim aka/ SHREDDER on March 10, 2010 at 10:40am
Is it me, or does it seem there are a lot more suckouts on the river by these donkeys ? Seems to me the last week or so, thats all that happens, not only to me, but to others at the same table Im at. Holy cow it is unreal, and the god awful cards these idiots are playing.......and suckout to win the hand with. Its sad, really sad. Almost makes me ashamed to tell people who ask me, that I play on NLOP. Also, anyone notice that it seems the top people in tourneys are newbies ? I dont recognize but a few names (on occasion) of any familiar names at the top. Whats up with that........seems reminiscent of my wpt days and the "gerber" program running thin random number generator.........Incase your wondering, the gerber program spoon feeds newbies, "the right card at the right time" and allows all these suckouts and win by these no poker savvy idiots. Its a documented fact that this program "gerber" exists......it is used by sites such as this, to allow newbies to win a lot. If they win, the site hopes that they will sign up and pay them the monthly $20, its a marketing ploy to reel in "paying members". Then after they are "paying" members for awhile, the are weeded off the gerber spoon, and they dont win anymore. The newest "babies" coming on the site , are inducted into "gerber". Just thought you would all like to know about this lil program. I have my suspicions that , this is what is going on here at NLOP.
Andrea Terri Adams Comment by Andrea Terri Adams on February 25, 2010 at 5:52am
Sick of hearing about "Donks" "Donkeys" or whatever!! POKER is a game of LUCk and Skill...LUCK is a huge factor in Poker...Just bcause someones beat you with an offsuit hand does NOT make them a "Donk" or whatever you want to call them!! You sound Like SORE ass LOSERS!!Thats the bottom line!! Obviously if they go all in and beat your Pocket Aces or Kings and so on THATS POKER PEOPLE!!!!! Stopn all the Bitching and play the game!! Wake up and stop being pathetic sore ass losers!!
Eric (gunn3r11) Comment by Eric (gunn3r11) on January 15, 2010 at 9:27pm
I'm a recovering Donk. Today was one of those days. I spend the first round in a shell trying to stay out of the donks going all in. And when i get a hand it's busted by a straight draw. I flopped a fullhouse and still lost.
Jim Miletta(jbm420) Comment by Jim Miletta(jbm420) on November 4, 2009 at 3:34am
We all get donkeyed on a regular basis, but if everyone on the site was good at poker, how the hell would we win money consistently? You want to see a high concentration of donks, check out the sit n gos.....WOW....
Jim aka/ SHREDDER Comment by Jim aka/ SHREDDER on October 26, 2009 at 3:02am

I hate donkeys and I hate river rats too. Nothing ticks me off more than a river rat that will call your bets (or worse re-raise you) all the way only to beat you on the river because he happened to be holding an ace and one came on the river. Also these donks that need runner runner to beat you with a straight or a flush and make it. Those are a combo donkey/rat hybrids. Maybe a ratkey or donkrat ? I dont know what you call them but there sure are a lot of them on NLOP. (wpt is infected with them also, I play there too)
Jim aka/ SHREDDER Comment by Jim aka/ SHREDDER on October 26, 2009 at 2:47am

Franklin Widman Comment by Franklin Widman on October 21, 2009 at 4:24pm
I lied. It wasn't Donk Day on Monday. It is Donk Week! LMAO
Franklin Widman Comment by Franklin Widman on October 20, 2009 at 7:34pm
I'm glad Monday is over. I wish I had known it was Donk Day, I'd have stayed away from the tables! Every game I entered had at least one donk. Crazy people!
Rikell Morley Comment by Rikell Morley on September 23, 2009 at 7:13pm
just last night I folded great hands to all in bets, to find out they had nothing
emma nilsson Comment by emma nilsson on September 11, 2009 at 5:52am
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